Memos from LofwyrI got a tip that Maria Mercurial is recording a new song about the whole “S-K waste turned a bunch of children purple” thing.
Looking for a team to talk her down.
Absolutely no rough stuff! I love MM.
ScholarOfFortune@Memos_from_Lofwyr I can talk to the producer if S-K is willing to sponsor the song. Pretty sure I can get set it to the Oompah-Loompah tune from that old kidploitation flick about the boy laboring in the confectionery. We’ll roll out a toy line & toon kid-vid of brave youth using S-K merch to defend their town against merc Runners & use the song as the jingle & theme music so it becomes a positive association. Nobody actually listens to the words anyway.
@scholaroffortune Are you sure you don’t already work for Saeder-Krupp?
@Memos_from_Lofwyr I prefer to remain…independent, it helps me avoid falling for a classic blunder. The most famous is “Never deal with a dragon.” But only slightly less well known is “Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”
Being a contractor gives me the comforting illusion of having a few steps head start if Mr. L gets peckish.
I’d be willing to talk about a long term non-exclusive contract position though.