CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays
PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
P: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?
CC: Correct—um, no, wait.
@juglugs I laughed at this joke until my wife pointed out that the chicken eggs we eat are mostly not fertilized. 😬

@mkj

Today = yes.
When the CC made the rule? = No...