A good friend just completed their doctorate after years of hard work

I just worked out that if I leave the door open, I can see all the way to the main road from my toilet
@Smooheed
At least you can wave to the postman to tell him to hang on a minute while you finish.
@Smooheed in this world, it's 50/50 you make more money than your friend.
@Smooheed or outside dunny had no door. We could see to the gate. 11km away.