MostlyHarmlessGive a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and then buy the pond. Tell him he can't have the fish, but he can fish for you and you will sell the fish and give him a very small cut, and then he'll say stuff like "I am hungry and my teeth hurt". Nobody wants to fish these days.
Brian Dear@MostlyHarmless Give a man a fish and after he takes it to a lab to have it analyzed for lead, arsenic, mercury, PFAS, microplastics, radioactivity, dioxins, polychlorinated biphenyls, legacy pesticides, selenium, and polybrominated diphenyl ethers, he comes back and hands you the fish back, he’ll ask you why were you trying to poison him, after which he will call the police to have you arrested.