CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays
PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
P: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?
CC: Correct—um, no, wait.
@juglugs and even that is a loose interpretation of the rule. I learned that it was no meat during Lent except for fish on Friday. But us Greeks are funny. ✌️