1
JK Rowling: hello children
Poe: ah
Rowling: I have excellent newsssss
Rowling: my terf death eaterssss have acquired a very exciting new celebrity get
Rowling: time to celebrate! Letsss get ssssome tunessss playing!
[‘Streets of Cairo’ starts playing,
Rowling sways hypnotically to beat]
2
Poe: what? what’s this celebrity get?
Rowling: the entire new York times op-ed section
Barker: those aren’t celebrities
Poe: oh clive I’m sure that to some people-
Barker: name one
Poe:
3
Rowling: we alsssso have luna lovegood!
Barker: do you now
Rowling: she’s a very famous acrtresssss
Barker: oh yeah? whats her name
Rowling: it’s lu
Rowling:
Rowling: this is harasssssment!!
4
Rowling: well we also have
Rowling:
Rowling: I’m pretty ssssure we have joyce carol oates
Barker: ha ha oh man
Barker: oh I’ve got something really funny to tell you
Barker: ha ha
5
Joyce Carol Oates: hey everyone it’s me, Joyce Carol Oates
Oates: I got some new takes for you
Oates: and I gotta warn you
Oates: some of these take
Oates: are a little
Oates: [sunglasses flash ‘WILD’] WILD!!!
6
Oates: Halloween, what’s up with that? Skeletons are pretty fucked up
Oates: when will they legalize same height marriage
Oates: I think there should be less cheese on things
Oates: ok that’s enough wild takes, time for a normal one
Oates: trans people shouldn’t be murdered
Lesbian Death Bed
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