CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays
PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
P: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?
CC: Correct—um, no, wait.
@juglugs Church is still a thing? I grew up with a generation of Irish kids discovering the church had literally murdered and raped thousands - scandal after scandal constantly in the news. Zero believers in that generation that I know of due to this. Bin it.