Widdershins Smith 🐘🥏Feb 26, 2023
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays
PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
P: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?
CC: Correct—um, no, wait.
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People: hey wait, what are you eating there?

Catholic Church: oh this? Certainly not meat.

P: that’s a beaver….

CC: no no my dear child, this is a fish!

P: still a beaver.

CC: but it lives in water and is a really good swimmer!

P: it’s got tits.

CC: just scars, as you were my child.

Feb 26, 2023 at 6:00pmWeb