Toe Knuckle
Grimm 
Not a TON of things pop up in the news that make me say "I wish I had done this" but this is definitely one of them.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/two-germans-parked-a-mangled-russian-tank-in-front-of-the-russian-embassy-in-berlin-as-an-anniversary-gift/ar-AA17TLyu?ocid
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/two-germans-parked-a-mangled-russian-tank-in-front-of-the-russian-embassy-in-berlin-as-an-anniversary-gift/ar-AA17TLyu?ocid
Sam Morreel