Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and then buy the pond. Tell him he can't have the fish, but he can fish for you and you will sell the fish and give him a very small cut, and then he'll say stuff like "I am hungry and my teeth hurt". Nobody wants to fish these days.

@MostlyHarmless

But they fish anyway because the cops make sure that the potential danger in not fishing is too high to chance it.

@RD4Anarchy