Mastodawn

You can lead a horse to water, but it’s pretty crowded there because of all those men you taught to fish in that other proverb.

@thewritertype if you teach a horse to fish, it will be thirsty for the rest of your life?

Lemme guess—you’d been through the desert, and the horse had no name?

@brian_wooley Getting warm..

@thewritertype This is what happens when Aesop didn’t subscribe to the idea of a shared universe.

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To be fair, they didn't have anything to eat, so they probably died while trying to learn how to fish. Or ate each other.

@thewritertype but if you teach men modern industrial fishing methods there will be no fish left in about 3 years

@rob_cornelius True. We need more proverbs and less industry.