stop genocide punch nazisFeb 23, 2023

I have named one of the local hooded crows Frederick, after the Swedish king who chocked on a bun.

Frederick is a bit plump, and really likes his peanuts. He has also learned that when I throw something it doesn't mean "EVIL HUMAN, DODGE!" but rather "FOOD INCOMING!"

He often has a posse of a few more timid birds following him around, but I'm not sure if they're the same group or not.

I don't have any photos of Frederick, so please enjoy this AI assisted portrait of him.

#crows #crowtodon

Show threadstop genocide punch nazisFeb 23, 2023

I'm not yet 100% sure I'm identifying Frederick correctly, and gender is very much assumed, but his eating habits earn him his name, and his name earns him his gender. 😄

Also, internet tells me that male crows are bigger and typically bolder than females, so it might not even be wrong. Maybe I'll be able to catch his softer calls some day: internet again leads me to believe that they're different enough for males and females for even my wooden ears to tell the difference...

Show threadstop genocide punch nazisFeb 23, 2023

By the way: if you decide to feed local crows, PLEASE DON'T FEED THEM WHITE BREAD, especially during mating season.

Urban hatchlings are sometimes flightless and not long for this world due to bad nutrition.

Give them seeds, dog treats, nuts, fruit, and corpses of your enemies to feast upon.

Remember: crows are too metal for white bread.

#crows #crowtodon

Show threadPixiePancakeFeb 25, 2023
@nikodemus How many corpses are too many? Asking for a friend.
Show threadPatricklee
@MissPixiePancake @nikodemus 9,826.
Feb 25, 2023 at 1:29amWeb
Show threadPixiePancakeFeb 25, 2023
@patricklee @nikodemus My freezer’s not that big. 😉
Show threadPatrickleeFeb 25, 2023

@MissPixiePancake @nikodemus it’s not like we’re asking you to fridge people…

That’s mean and something Gail Simone invented or at least codified.

Show threadPixiePancakeFeb 25, 2023
@patricklee @nikodemus She sounds chill. 😉
Show threadPatrickleeFeb 25, 2023

@MissPixiePancake @nikodemus oh man… if you don’t know Gailbear, you’re missing out.

She’s still just tweeting but she’s an awesome comic writer who loves to troll and people still fall for it.

I’d hug her if I met her and she agreed.

Legolas pubes. That saga is epic for me and why I followed her initially.

Show threadSt Joan 🌈of Mastodon:🦘 SaintFeb 27, 2023
@patricklee @MissPixiePancake @nikodemus I thought was Marjory Thomas Green.
Show threadMycamsFeb 25, 2023
@patricklee @MissPixiePancake @nikodemus Sounds like you need a log chipper. Don’t forget to remove the teeth from the body and any papers to avoid detection. (Murderer detected in USA due to the teeth in the river and papers are chipping his frozen victim into the river from a road bridge).
Show threadJeroen van BergenFeb 25, 2023
@mycams @patricklee @MissPixiePancake @nikodemus Beginner mistake. Watch the movie Fargo for more instructions on how NOT to do this.
Show threadSt Joan 🌈of Mastodon:🦘 SaintFeb 27, 2023
@mycams @patricklee @MissPixiePancake @nikodemus
In Australia murderers use the kangaroo slaughter industry to hide bodies. The cvnts.