dani little ponie 
this excellent @vultureculture post works for a lot of the gg girls
but i figured, ram would be most likely to say this completely sincerely? she's run the experiments and has verified that this is the only way. help her please
crow's first appearance! you can probably guess why i haven't felt the need to have him show up before, based on what he's saying here,
i was torn between giving this @CobaltVelvet post to baiken, gio, or sol
so feel free to imagine baiken suggesting this to delilah or sol suggesting this to sin for two free bonus shitposts!
most of the roster want to do this, but millia's specifically thinking of zato so Of Course she gets the @niki post
crow cementing his role as the one asshole who doesn't get the vibe of the video game he's in even slightly
it turns out it's pretty helpful to have a character like that when you're making these?
of course, jacky often also gets zoomies herself! however her wife is the one who uses he/him pronouns so i had to put it this way around 
this is more of a metatextual one, since she was never like that in the Actual Games, but,,,, yeah
chibi ram's expression is definitely one of my favourites for making these
i love her so much
okay yes she did come back different, jack-o' is Extremely Not aria hale and that's very important
but she's absolutely just like. chilling. reading a book. not cooking dinner because she's awful in a kitchen and sol does that. shes just so so normal
bits ⬡