@MissingThePt
"Hi, this is Elon Musk, are you going to be posting anything mean about me?"
"Huh? You don't sound like Elon Musk"
"I can assure you I am Elon Musk"
"But you're a woman!"
"*sigh* Well Elon called two people and got bored of it and now he has us pretend to be him on these calls because he kinda promised in a tweet he'd be doing them personally"

@MissingThePt Elon has to approve every tweet, and all tweets have to be about how amazing, awesome, and handsome Elon is. That's the rule now.

@MissingThePt This sounds better than talking to the big man up at the North Pole but I’ve never felt like telling Santa to sod off.