Evangelical Leaders Announce J.K. Rowling Finally Bigoted Enough That It’s Okay For Kids To Read About Witchcr

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—Following a series of transphobic comments by the Harry Potter author, the nation’s top evangelical leaders announced Monday that J.K. Rowling had finally become bigoted enough to make it okay for kids to read about witchcraft. “While I always appreciated Ms. Rowling making the greedy banker…

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Disgusting vile bull-crap.
@kennethb @parkermolloy Accurately sums up JK Rowling, well done :3
@HoovesAreBetter @parkermolloy
Rowling is not running for high office. He opinions are hers, and she is entitled to them.