@jonconnorton
Conversations with a cat
(from 2021)

Me: Get your tail off my soup!
Herself: *Big eyes. hurt look* But you like my tail...
Me: *Moves tail off soup* Not in my soup I don't!
Herself: *Swishes tail over soup again* But, but, you like my tail...
Me: *Gets up to fetch damp cloth to wipe down cat's tail*
Herself: *Runs off to groom tail after unwarranted assault on her person*
Me: *Eats rapidly cooling soup anyway*

Fin