Kobe Bryantsomething that is true, is that law school is for bitches. something that is also true, unfortunately, is that Twitter is for bitches
law school is for bitches because it rewards cliquey & callous behavior. Twitter is for bitches for the same reason
i have been thinking about this a lot recently. i love a lot of my Twitter friends. but when i go on there, i so frequently see good people being bitches for fun. which can be a bummer, even though i get it
Jeff Bezos@ancientprawns Wow, I didn't know you returned from the dead.
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Theophilus@ancientprawns I get bored within 20 seconds of being on Mastodon. I get mad within 10 seconds of being on Twitter.
Father Chase@ancientprawns @OptimeTheophile gotta throw that ring into the fire
@Kalanthropos @ancientprawns might deactivate my private account
Possum Lover@OptimeTheophile @ancientprawns I actually kinda enjoy how chill mastodon is tho
it might not Have everything But It’s Just more normal
it might not Have everything But It’s Just more normal
@tombombadil @ancientprawns this is true. I'm not upset to be bored here
@OptimeTheophile @tombombadil @ancientprawns just needs more friends to make the party lively. And you would have to try deliberately to find people to make you mad
@Kalanthropos @OptimeTheophile @ancientprawns yeah
personally I’m waiting for everyone who used to follow me on Twitter to follow me again
personally I’m waiting for everyone who used to follow me on Twitter to follow me again
Tim Skywalker@ancientprawns literally became friends with someone on Twitter because after a little back and forth they commented “oh you’re a salty bitch like me we are going to be friends”