Janel Comeaugrocery store chains: we set record profits this year
retail chains: we've never made so much money
energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record
news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably
@huge on Twitter@VeryBadLlama have you checked the price of torches and pick forks?
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🌹🏴@huge @VeryBadLlama pitchforks have gotten a bit more expensive lately.