Missing The PointFeb 18, 2023
Tesla announces that only Tesla Blue subscribers will have access to brakes.
#TeslaBlue
Show threaddanwestFeb 18, 2023
@MissingThePt Tesla Blue account holders will also have access to future upgrades, such as Tesla Clear, which will, for a small additional fee, turn the windshield non-opaque. (don't tell anyone I leaked this, I don't want to get sued)
Show threadBadwolf303

@MissingThePt @danwest #elon continues his war on circles by announcing Tesla Round. Unless you pay for the option, square wheels will be standard on all new Teslas.

#ElonMusk #elon #Tesla #business

Feb 18, 2023 at 1:27pmWeb
Show threadAleggraSep 13, 2023

@marcibadwolf303 @MissingThePt @danwest

Square wheels on Teslas? What genius came up with that idea?

Show threadAleggraSep 14, 2023

@marcibadwolf303 @MissingThePt @danwest

Square wheels on Teslas. Musk doesn’t even understand basic friction.

“a square wheel has a relatively large sliding friction due to its large faces, making the friction greater than a circular wheel.” High school physics