Tesla announces that only Tesla Blue subscribers will have access to brakes.
#TeslaBlue
@MissingThePt Alphas driving Teslas don’t need breaks; they just expect everyone else to get out of their way. A fire extinguisher might come in handy though.
@Whiskey_bottle @MissingThePt no fire extinguisher, just make more of the Tesla out of asbestos.

@Whiskey_bottle @MissingThePt

😂😂😂

EM has lost his tiny brain. He probably left it in some teen-looking female’s uterus while trying to impregnate her.