I've left jobs for this reason

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EVERYONE WELCOME OUR NEWEST ENGINEER, NICK! HE'S HERE TO HELP US ACCOMPLISH OUR MISSION TO BRING THE WORLD TOGETHER! HE GRADUATED TOP OF HIS CLASS FROM STANFORD WITH DEGREES IN MATH AND COMPUTER SCIENCE.

YOU'LL BE HELPING THE MOBILE TEAM REACH ITS QUARTERLY GOAL OF 0.2% MORE ADS CLICKED PER USER

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@penryu Nick's main value to the company is that he's not working for a competitor.
@penryu Stuff like that makes me really glad I never worked for a big corporation. Closest I came was freelance writing doing content for some techie websites where marketing had already decided the topic and a list of key words I had to include. That wasn't much fun but it paid well and I did much more fun stuff too. Dealing corporate BS full-time would've driven me mad.
@penryu @danilo oof. this really hits a spot doesn’t it. 🎯