I have to type the word "analytics" dozens of times a day at minimum so you'd think I'd stop giggling every time I accidentally pause at "anal" but no, I do not, I am a child.
@seldo me too! But the other one that used to get me was getInitialProps from Next.js. I would always think genitals instead.
@seldo every time I have to write this, I’m convinced someone is going to run in the room after the first four characters and go “Haha, ANAL!” or there’ll be an emergency and I’ll need to leave my computer with the first four characters on screen, so I have to type it REALLY fast, I’m not safe until the sixth character is typed.
@seldo Life's too short to grow up.
@seldo For example, I just ran `whois ytics.com`.

@seldo I work in a data science firm and so I get to see "analysis" get truncated in some truly unfortunate ways that always seem to derail me. This one might be my favorite.

If Task Runner demands it, so shall it be!

@seldo I one time was explaining Git to most of the IT leadership team. I said, “let’s pretend I’m playing around with Jason’s backend…” I proceeded to giggle hysterically.