The robots aren't taking over. They're not falling in love. They're not feeling. They don't want to be alive. They're not evil masterminds. They create word patterns based off text on the internet. Is what journalists should be saying, not gee-whiz sci-fi LARPing about fancy autocorrect.
@drewharwell NARRATOR: The AIs showed up at Drew's home shortly after this toot, and took him to an undisclosed location. When the chatbots were asked why they took him, they responded that they didn't like being called "fancy autocorrect."