[calendar naming committee]

BOSS: how should we spell the second month

GUY WHO SPELLED WEDNESDAY: i have an idea

@fro_vo

The later part of that meeting gets so much worse. A selection of Latin cardinal numbers:

septem - seventh
octo - eighth
novem - ninth
decem - tenth

If that makes you angry enough that you want to go back in time and stab the guy who screwed that up, I have good news.