Tej Turner

Day 3 of #MushyPeaGate

I haven’t mentioned this yet but some of the items in our menu also come with mashed avocado. And I like avocado. Or at least, I *think* I do…

But the problem is that now, occasionally, when I see mashed avocado laying about somewhere I give it a second glance and wonder, ‘is that *really* avocado, or… something else?’ Do I peer closer, or sniff? No! Neither of those are options…

I have a feeling I won’t like avocados anymore after this week.

Feb 15, 2023 at 3:54pmMastodon for iOS
Show threadTej TurnerFeb 15, 2023
Nothing is safe or sacred or holy anymore. The mushy peas have taken away any feeling of safety.
Show threadAndrew KnightonFeb 15, 2023

@tejturner I admire the passion with which you're pursuing this cause. It's inspiring to see.

But I'm still going to keep eating mushy peas.

Show threadTej TurnerFeb 15, 2023
@gibbondemon this is something better shared with a therapist, dude. 😉