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Feb 15, 2023 at 1:06pmWeb
Show threadTom MagnanimousFeb 15, 2023
@lowqualityfacts this is why he was so into the galapagos finches. Very aerodynamic
Show threadMarc MoeldersFeb 15, 2023

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Nature does not make jumps - well-kicked dogs do.

Show threadDavid Samuel AuerMar 12, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Even the Galapagos tortoises? I didn't know Darwin was so ripped!
Show threadRaymond RussellMar 12, 2023
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Sadly this journal was lost and thus a valuable linguistic resource was lost.
We used to have the phrase "I would trust them as far as I could kick a ...(insert animal here)" but it was sadly replaced with the generic "I would trust them as far as I could kick them" when the journal knowledge was lost.
Show threadEli the BeardedMar 12, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Audubon just shot them, so they'd stay still for the painting
Show threadDoug 🌈🇨🇦 Mar 12, 2023
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He died attempting a field goal with a Rhinoceros
Show threadDaniel KochanowiczMar 13, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Hence, survival of the kicked ass.