Elon: OK, you're fired. Who's next up?
Engineer: I can... explain this. It's the... Fanout. Yeah.
Elon: Fanout.
Eng: So... you see, you're so popular, when you tweet you... break Fanout.
Elon:...yeah, I've heard of that.
2nd eng: He's right, it's just the Fanart.
Eng: Fanout.
@Marktech Well, when will Mastodon fix the fallout servicer to stabilize the early bird queue indexer to tweet dump the block index? My percentile algorithm is too absolute causing block spam overload and no one seems to care.