New rule: if your game or app is distributed via a distribution ecosystem, you must also provide an uninstaller that runs outside of that ecosystem. Or invokes that ecosystem's app-management-engine in an offline-only "no really I got this I don't need to phone home" mode.
1. uninstall game
2. NO: has to be uninstalled using <distribution ecosystem>
3. *sigh *fine. run ecosystem: doesn't exist anymore
4. go to ecosystem website. download installer
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