[first day as a therapist]

me: life is an insignificant blip in a meaningless universe and no one will remember any of us one day

them: that's not what I meant by “resolving my social anxiety”

@professorkiosk

Me: But it worked, didn't it? Success under managed care is meeting the treatment plan goals, baby.

@siderea Let’s hope it doesn’t work. Otherwise I won’t have any clients