have finally cracked my baby's current interaction algorithm:

if (object){
if (object.isChewable()){
chew();
} else {
chew();
}
} else {
chew();
}

chew();

@uah

isChewable() {
try {
this.chew();
return true;
} catch(error) {
// TODO: retry later
return false:
}
}

@randometc you are clearly more advanced in these matters than me 🙂
@uah I don’t endorse this coding practice nor is it parenting advice.
@randometc @uah coreutils has you covered / as in: $> yes chew
@randometc "the first rule of parenting advice is don't give parenting advice"?
@uah Now set it to a decent beat