Dance floor highlights, in no particular order:
1. "Can You Feel The Love Tonight"
2. Meeting @415Daddy and his delightful boy
3. Porter x Porter
4. Having a man in a pair of pointed wire fairy wings turn around and stab me in the eye with his wingtip
5. Al rescuing me with eyedrops
6. 10 minutes later, Al turning around and catching my *other* eye with the brim of his cap
7. Punching Blue at sunrise
8. Finally understanding Darude's "Sandstorm"
9. Raindrops flaring through sweeping lasers
10. Standing on the top deck, looking up into the moon-shaded clouds, with the wind rushing over us. Sublime.
11. Turning around, realizing the man next to me was getting fisted, and realizing "It's probably time to go to bed."
12. Running into a very hot Daddy I've played with a few times, him pulling me into his furry chest, biting down on my neck, and calling me a good boy.
13. Beau's infectious, tongue-out grin, lighting up the whole room.
14. "Katy Perry is confessing to serious crimes"
15. Tidus and the burly, handsome gent making out with him turning to me and literally ripping my pants apart at the seams, leaving them hanging in tatters. Oh boy, that worked for all three of us.
16. Confirming that "Oh, yes, Porter has magic, hypnotic sex eyes."
17. Being Logistics Pup, disseminating hydration to a thirsty pack.
18. Dancing with Blue, rubbing his puphawk, and a queen in silver lamé prancing by holding a plate of watermelon. A slice for us both. "The Goddess has blessed us."
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