Mastodawn

Attention to all alien civilisations: You have picked the WRONG WEEK to do a fly-over of North America.

I don’t have a SoundCloud so here’s a photo of my personal alien.

@nep What happened to N'arlShe-TaH?

*The humans shot them down. He lost a few tentacles but they're alright. His Voidkraft is bork tho.*

Aw man. He was gonna give them hoverboards and the cure for cancer.

*Srsly. Its almost like they want to be stuck on that rock of theirs in 2 Bn sols when their star novaes.*

@nep I was thinking the very same thing.

@nep 😂 🤣