Alice McFlurry 
I have a treadmill that I never use because the only thing I want to run on is a sentence.
Jeremy Tice@Alice I tried to read this out loud to my wife and it turns out it can't be done
@jetpacmonkey yeah, I wouldn’t know. I don’t talk to people in real life.
Maybe Siri or Alexa can make it extra weird?
@Alice the perfect solution to lack of human interaction: robots!
@jetpacmonkey affirmative