Oli TWhy does The Great And Bountiful Algorithm keep recommending me shoes for short kings? I am not a short king, I'm 2 fucking metres tall already. Do the shoes even come in my size? Do enough short kings wear size Extra Extra Canoe? Are short kings with huge feet actually an evolutionary offshoot of clowns? This raises so many questions!
Samakain@quaderror Given the size of your grain-photo-in-the-woods clompers maybe the short dude is supposed to wear the shoes and you're supposed to wear the short dude. Open his up like a tissue box and just get right in there.