C.A.B. FredericksWhelp.
Though I love that every time Dickweevil punches himself in the crotch, the entire internet observes a minor holiday.
I need to switch to full-time Mastodon anyway, it's just bleak to think that my last engagement could very well be making some half-assed crack about the Manteca Water Slides.
(Or I could lean into it and make it my epitaph.)