Mastodawn

Ironically, if the Secretary of Agriculture tweeted this out it might be a violation of the Hatch Act.

It appears that the panic over egg prices was an ovary action.

@sethcotlar ba-dum tuss

@sethcotlar Lay ouef the puns!

@sethcotlar You don't mind if I poach that joke, do you?

@sethcotlar The French are upset too. They've had un oeuf with this reductionism.

@sethcotlar yessss 👏

I'm shell shocked.

@sethcotlar - y’know, even mastodons groan.

@sethcotlar sadly, no longer have egg whites out to erase this

@sethcotlar So he has to keep it cooped up?