Therapist: Describe yourself in one word.
Me: No.
Therapist: Describe yourself in one word.
Me: No.
Nice!
There's an old joke about a person filling out a job application. Flipping it over revealed a blank page save an essay question at the top: "Describe yourself."
The applicant thought for a moment, and then wrote:
"Concise."
Out of curiosity, did you get the job?