Who knew HP sauce did printers as well, what an unexpected turn
@CZEdwards @diffractie @FrazzledBrynn 255 is the value of the largest unsigned 8-bit integer, this is all good.
One more gram and it will overflow!
that explains the new pricing structure: £3 a month if you put up to 10 dollops of HP sauce on a plate, £7 a month up to 25, etc... and the bottles now detect when they're empty and automatically order replacements
but if you just want a bottle of HP sauce to use when you want, that'll be £35, and after a month it'll clog up and need to be thrown out. and if you try to reuse them for other kinds of spicy fruity sauce, they block up and trigger a lawsuit