If I get a #SmorestownSmoker off the Bleepus post I'm gonna be so fucking pissed.

@sexybenfranklin everyone loves bleepus, the cat in a box

We regret to inform everyone the cat's name is maahes

@sexybenfranklin All of my bangers are either pics of Hurricane OR The Hot Dog Picᵀᴹ. It could be worse.
@ItsJenNotGoblin it's not even my best bit, it's literally something I just nicknamed my cat when we passed each other in the hallway.