Sam GavinTwitter is so bad now. Every good tweet surrounded by chumbox ads and thrice-reposted TikToks. We gave that site the best tweets of our lives and what did we gain in return? Guess I'm back here with the Gen-X #Resistance liberals again
TWITTER 1.0: Here is the content you asked us to show you
NATIVE RETWEETS: Here is the content your friends asked us to show you
TWEETDECK ACTIVITY TAB: Here is the content your friends don't realize they're showing you
ALGORITHMIC TIMELINE: Here is the content we want to show you so we can sell ads against it
VICHY TWITTER: Even we don't know why we're showing you this, because we fired the people who would know, but we're gonna blame it on [spins wheel] trans people