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@eevee There are times I wonder if some of these actions are disguised trolling for information. The email and SMS steps could be considered as “we want to make sure we are up to date” on this.
@fuzzface @eevee yeah, although I think the big annoyance they're complaining about is when you get an SMS code as a login challenge and the next screen is we need to verify your phone by sending you another SMS code, repeat for email.