Andreas HFeb 2, 2023
Sandra Newman
Remember: A billionaire is just a billion dollars that has taken possession of a human body and is using it for purposes of murder.
Dec 22, 2022 at 2:43amWeb
Show threadKarl HabermasDec 22, 2022
@sannewman And occasionally mayhem.
Show threadThe Owl of MinervaDec 22, 2022
@sannewman And the world economy is just a bunch of numbers that have taken possession of our minds and are using them to create ever bigger numbers.
Show threadltsequelaeDec 22, 2022
@sannewman Love this.
Show threadChristian WilkieDec 22, 2022
@sannewman I'm so glad you're here.
Show threadRetroDevDaemonFeb 2, 2023
@sannewman The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is about a billion effing dollars.
Show threadWestTexasJesusFeb 2, 2023
@retrodev @sannewman 999 million to be exact
Show threadCarolleisaAug 16, 2023
@sannewman we can dispossess the sad billionaires of their tragic life-diminishing burden. For only one billion (or in the case of extra restricted guys like El*n, several billion, my team will rescue them and redistribute their encumbrances to restore happiness to the middle class and lift up the poor.
Signed Robin, lil John, and gang of merry persons.
Show threadRuss SharekAug 16, 2023

@sannewman

Well, that's a visual which will be rolling around in my hindbrain for a long time to come.

*Imagines billionaires bursting into a swarm of currency, like Dracula becoming a swarm of bats...only more pale and more evil.*