2 months ago Me: passes out after explaining in great detail the differences between fixed width and delimited files.
Them: We need a fixed width file but with row delimiters.
M: Ok, did you want CR, LF or CRLF?
T: CRLF
*today*
T: Yeah, we're testing and all of the rows are 1 byte too long. It looks like you used CRLF instead of just LF. Why did you do that?
M: It is a mystery, isn't it? But I'll fix it.