every time ciabatta is eaten or mentioned in my presence i will tell everyone did you know ciabatta wasnt invented until 1982, it is younger than beyonce and natalie portman and pitbull. people always scoff and pull out their phones and then frown and look troubled. i am the ciabatta ruiner
@lennie I think a lot about how my dad was 39 (my age) when the high five was invented

@Laser @lennie at just over a century old* the thumbs up sign is a bit older than that, but it's still quite recent... and originated in Britain*

* Well, probably. Before social media people weren't documenting every second of their lives