every time ciabatta is eaten or mentioned in my presence i will tell everyone did you know ciabatta wasnt invented until 1982, it is younger than beyonce and natalie portman and pitbull. people always scoff and pull out their phones and then frown and look troubled. i am the ciabatta ruiner
@lennie I think a lot about how my dad was 39 (my age) when the high five was invented
@Laser @lennie And something really interesting, the LOW-five aparently predates the high-five by FIFTY YEARS.

big gap between the high and the low, but knowing how kids (and tbf, dads) can be, I guess it took at most only a few minutes to come up with "too slow!"

@osakajack @Laser @lennie

@idlestate @osakajack @Laser @lennie Interestingly, "too slow" predates all of them, going back at least to the time of saber tooth tigers.
@idlestate @osakajack @Laser @lennie I guarantee gimme five / up high / down low / too slow was around well before 1979