Teacher: what are the five senses

Me: nickels

@fro_vo Smeagle clutching a nickel: away from my centses!!!
@fro_vo
I spent several minutes trying to understand that one, until I suddenly realised it would be funny if I had been American.
@fro_vo wrong, it's plural so it's two nickels
@fro_vo In Florida this will soon be normal 😠
@fro_vo brilliant! 😆😃