“When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that is when your parents’ name and money carried you.”
@anildash The generationally-wealthy always ride single file, to hide their numbers
@pikesley @anildash pushes glasses up nose we call it riding tandem you philistine /s

@anildash "And where you find tire marks on the backs of service worker bodies discarded in the path it's where your chauffeur couldn't risk his/her job against your displeasure."

<note to self: adjust next joke to reference tank treads>