Open letter to guys who are getting milk for free:
Someday a man will offer to trade you magic beans for your cow, but you won't own one...
@BeTheCookie This sounds almost exactly like what I told my husband when we were just dating. He proposed a week later. Hopeless romantics we are.
@QueenOfCoffee he’s still hoping for a shot at those magic beans though, right?
@BeTheCookie probably.