"Janeway picked up Paris's cum parcel with her pee-poo hole lips" is legit the sentence I am probably proudest of writing in my entire career and I think I'm gonna put that at the top of my linkedin https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/109774051130986427
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That sounds reasonably contact free, right? So why are Janeway and Paris so embarrassed about what happened at the end of the episode? Welp, there's a lot of courtship rituals which would have happened before Janeway picked up Paris's cum parcel with her pee-poo hole lips.

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@stavvers frankly I regret reading it
@yiddouche this is the precise impression I want to give on my linkedin