A church near me is doing one of those marketing campaigns where they pretend to give a shit about people for a day - cleaning up trash, paying for gas. All for Jesus (church logo on shirt in case you want to visit of course). They’re camped at my fav coffee shop trying to pay for everyone. Almost all have turned it down. Sorry Evalgelicals! Everyone has your act figured out. You can’t bribe people with coffee while you destroy society with your bullshit politics and anti-science mythology.